Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.
*does the cup song with the goblet of fire*
you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS
Fuck it has been 10 years.
I’ll never forget the time I went to a gay pride parade and on the way back home the train was so packed everyone was literally hugging each other and I said “I can’t take this, I’m just a small town girl”
then my friend said “living in a lonely world”
AND THEN THE ENTIRE FUCKING TRAIN CAR STARTED SINGING JOURNEY
#and thats what you missed on glee
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."