“I said never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are.”
(Source: thenineteenthsecond)
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something
“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
(Source: im-gonna-wreck-it)
They call me girl, they call me Stacey, they call me her, they call me Jane, that’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
(Source: davedirk)
‘Who’ hair
(Source: anxiouspineapples)
doctor who today
doctor who today
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DOCTOR WHO TODAY
DOCTOR WHO TODAY
DOCTOR WHO TODAY
DOCTOR WHO TODAY
- doctor who today
- doctor who today
- doctor who today
- doctor who today
- DOCTOR WHO TODAY
- DOCTOR WHO TODAY
- DOCTOR WHO TODAY
- DOCTOR WHO TODAY
- doctor who today
- doctor who today
- doctor who today
- doctor who today
- DOCTOR WHO TODAY
- DOCTOR WHO TODAY
- DOCTOR WHO TODAY
- DOCTOR WHO TODAY
DOOOOOOOCTORRRRRRRR WHOOOOOOOOOOO TOODAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
(Source: fieldsoftrenzallore)
one-fanwarrior-to-ship-them-all:
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Right hand red
Left foot green
(Source: phantosmagic)
(dad voice) ask your mother
(mom voice) ask your father
